S A F E G U Y

01/04/2009

someone at work gave me a leftover 6-pack of O’Doul’s last week. i now have the empty pack sitting in my recycle bin. every time i turn around and see an empty 6-pack of non-alcoholic beer in my work recycle bin, i have a mini panic attack; like i’ve inappropriately mixed worlds.

i’m thinking i should start drinking o’doul’s with my lunch at my desk.